instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture
Oh my god haha at that point it’s like what else could possibly go wrong. And all those team building exercises? It’s the most well intentioned but actually worst introduction to higher education ever.
gonna have horror flashbacks to my orientation where i literally walked in, panicked, and then tripped up the stairs in front of everyone, including this one guy from my high school
i’m going to the parent portion of my sister’s freshman orientation tomorrow but she’s going to the same college as me and i’m just hoping it’s not awkward if i run into anyone i know