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Monica. 21. Chicago. I like art, comedy, music, and other things. Currently going to college trying to be an art teacher for little kids. Very shy, very single.

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

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Oh my god haha at that point it’s like what else could possibly go wrong. And all those team building exercises? It’s the most well intentioned but actually worst introduction to higher education ever.

Oh my god haha at that point it’s like what else could possibly go wrong. And all those team building exercises? It’s the most well intentioned but actually worst introduction to higher education ever.

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23 hours ago

gonna have horror flashbacks to my orientation where i literally walked in, panicked, and then tripped up the stairs in front of everyone, including this one guy from my high school 

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23 hours ago

i’m going to the parent portion of my sister’s freshman orientation tomorrow but she’s going to the same college as me and i’m just hoping it’s not awkward if i run into anyone i know

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23 hours ago

enlargers:

"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

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jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

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nugqets:

me and my friends on halloween

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jetbag:

fuck this i’ll date myself damn 

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